MUTILATOR
THE STORY: This movie was written and directed by Buddy Cooper. Think about that.
As a child Ed accidentally shot his mother while cleaning his father's hunting rifle. We next see Ed in college. his father asked him to come to his beach house and close it up for the weekend. Ed brings his girlfriend, Pam, and his buddies Mike, Linda, Ralph and Susan. Ed's father has supposedly left for the winter but is actually hiding in the house and he murders all of the annoying and terrible actors except for Ed and Pam. the end.
That's really it! There's no dialogue from the father about how he might detest his son for accidentally killing his wife. There's no reasons giving for killing the others. I'd rather smash my thumb with a hammer than watch this [unwrite]ty movie again.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?:
1.) YOWTCH!--the couple in the convenience store scene CANNOT ACT.
2.) The beach house tour scene will make you rue the day you heard of this movie.
3.) The entire first half hour of this movie would have bored me to tears, but the horrible dialogue and even more horrible acting sickened me to my stomach first.
4.) 38 minutes into the film and Mike says 'Now this is getting interesting.' Oh, how I wished I shared that sentiment. I wept.
5.) Good God, these are the most boring college students I have ever seen! The Amish throw more happenin' parties!
6.) 48 minutes into this film...Please kill them. Kill them.
7.) 1 hour- This movie SUCKS ASS!
NUDITY AND SEX: Linda and Mike go skinny dipping. You'd think that would be of some interest but not even nudity could breathe life into this trash.
HUH?: Great. Once the killer has murdered everyone but Ed and Pam, Ed locks Pam in a closet so he can go and face him. Good idea, Ed. Now she can't RUN and get help!
THE TALLY: This movie is an affront to all that lives. Watching it was like Chinese water torture. Buddy Cooper isn't fit to handle Polaroid film. Not suprisingly, two of the actors in it are Trace Cooper and Pamela Weddle Cooper. I can't emphasize enough how much this movie sucked.