STAR HUNTER
THE STORY: I'll tell ya the truth...this movie blows and I'd be less angry about it but I've written this review before but ten seconds before I could save it my system crashed! So I have to do it again!
This movie was hard to watch because well, it was really stupid. It was very badly done. Since this cheese eater of a movie sucks and this is the second time I have to type this please forgive me for the brevity and anger.
Ms. Marsh and a group of high school students are on their way back from a game. Despite the fact that Ms. Marsh is the Vice Principal, she's driving the bus! Well, an alien maniac and his sidekick, escape to earth from some space prison. The alien is a hunter and his sidekick helps lure his prey to him. The 'StarHunter', another alien is in hot pursuit to capture them. well, the evil alien guys set up a forcefield around the 'bad part' of town trapping Ms. Marsh and her students. Then he hunts them. The good alien StarHunter possess the body of Cooper, one of the teens but he doesn't do jack [unwrite]!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?:
1.) The Vice Principal, Ms. Marsh drives the bus? Right.
2.) All of the characters are really annoying, but within 20 minutes I wanted Cooper to die. Cooper, by the way is the kid the alien possesses and he's also a pot smoking fiend.
3.) Cooper is such a pot smoking fiend he lights a joint in Reicher's home(McDowell, before they discover he's an alien) in view of the Vice Principal and the other students. No teenager wants to get high that badly.
4.) I would point out the really dumb way the police are portrayed, but I'd need at least half a megabyte in space to do so....just take my word for it.
5.) When Ms. Marsh is killed one of her students fires back at the alien with a rifle. The rifle is in no way aimed in any way that it could hit the alien, but yet it does! Annie Oakley would eat her heart out.
NUDITY AND SEX: not much, but the movie does try to take advantage if the big breasted girl in the "We have to change shirts" scene.
HUH?: So an alien forcefield machine can be damaged by a really dumb high school guy with a sword?!
This alien hunter sucks! high school kids just run away from it!
The alien leaves it weak spot, the GLOWING necklace in plain sight! This is a superior intelligence? It has body armor and can regenerate from gunshots but has its fragile point exposed on its chest. Right!
THE TALLY: given the premise you'd think that on a cheesey level this movie would be good. But its not. Its slightly entertaining, but it still has its painful moments. I wish it wasn't so, but its still like seeing something a little humorous while getting punched in the face.